Reasons why I love living alone aka why I will never have roommates again in my life
I spend like 85% of my time naked or just wearing underwear because after a shower I'm too lazy to dress. No one can judge me because my shades are shut.
I can sleep at 8 PM and wake up at 5 AM to do laundry and sew.
I can sleep at 4 AM and wake up at 6 AM to do yoga.
If I feel like leaving my dishes in the sink for a week (with the food scraped out duh), I do.
If I feel like cooking a huge meal and then slowly dishing leftovers into small containers, I do.
If I want to leave my dirty clothes in color-coordinated stacks on the ground, I do.
I can blast Nicki Minaj and jerk and Trey Songz at all hours. No headphones, suckaz.
Dancing all over the apartment with a hairbrush is never not an option.
Nobody gets on my ass to do chores but me.
When I'm alone, I read. When I'm sad, I write or draw. When I feel lonely, I learn to deal. I'm learning ME!